😂 When One Animal Just Isn’t Enough

A rooster? Fine.
An octopus? Also fine.

But combine the two, give it sunglasses, a cigar, eight tentacles, questionable decision-making skills, and absolutely zero supervision?

Congratulations. You’ve got a Cocktapuss.

This hilarious dictionary-style graphic tee is made for the person who somehow manages to bring barnyard confidence, sea-creature chaos, and bad ideas into every room they enter.

It’s weird. It’s inappropriate. It’s ridiculous.

Basically, it’s perfect. 😂

📖 THE OFFICIAL* DEFINITION OF COCKTAPUSS

Cocktapuss — noun

A rare and mysterious creature known for having the attitude of a rooster and the intelligence of an octopus.

Also known for being an expert at causing chaos, starting shit, and slithering away before the consequences catch up.

Frequently spotted in its natural habitats, including bars, backroads, questionable parties, garages, patios, and anywhere somebody has already said:

“This is probably a bad idea.”

*Official according to absolutely nobody.

🤣 THE SYNONYMS MAY BE EVEN BETTER

According to this highly questionable dictionary entry, a Cocktapuss may also be referred to as a:

Troublemaker • Shit-Stirrer • Drunk Genius • Barnyard Ninja • Whiskey Squid • Legend

And honestly, if you immediately thought of someone while reading that list...

You just found their next shirt.

🐙 THE DESIGN

This isn't just another text-based funny tee. The artwork brings the entire ridiculous definition to life.

The design features a hilariously unhinged rooster-octopus hybrid complete with:

• 🐓 Bright rooster head and comb
• 🐙 Curling octopus tentacles
• 😎 Sunglasses because obviously
• 🚬 Cigar-smoking troublemaker attitude
• 📖 Vintage dictionary-style typography
• 🖤 Distressed black, cream, orange and red detailing
• 😂 Multiple definitions, synonyms and a final dose of questionable wisdom

And at the very bottom?

“See also: poor life choices, no regrets.”

That pretty much sums it up.

👕 SHIRT DETAILS

Made for more than just getting laughs, this tee is comfortable enough to become the shirt you grab over and over again.

• Soft and comfortable feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Easy everyday style
• Professionally applied graphic
• Large front design
• Bold, detailed artwork
• Great paired with jeans, shorts or leggings
• Designed for men or women who appreciate inappropriate humor

Please refer to the size chart before ordering for your preferred fit.

🍺 PERFECT FOR...

The friend who is always responsible for the story nobody is allowed to tell at Thanksgiving.

The husband who says, “Trust me.”

The wife who absolutely should not be trusted after somebody hands her tequila.

The buddy whose plans regularly require bail money, duct tape, or an apology the next morning.

Or yourself—because sometimes self-awareness is important. 😂

Wear it to BBQs, camping trips, lake weekends, dive bars, bonfires, parties, girls' trips, guys' weekends, concerts, or anywhere your particular brand of chaos is tolerated.

🎁 A GLORIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE GIFT

Need a gift for somebody who already has everything?

Give them an entirely fictional animal that accurately describes their personality.

Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, bachelor or bachelorette trips, gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, drinking buddies, coworkers with questionable senses of humor, or that one friend who should probably come with a warning label.

🇺🇸 WHY SHOP PEASLEE'S CUSTOM DESIGNS?

We're a veteran-owned small business creating products with personality.

We love designs that are funny, different, memorable, and just inappropriate enough to make somebody across the room say:

“Wait... what does your shirt say?”

If boring isn't your thing, you're in the right place.